How weird is my cat, vol 17, ch 3...
May. 18th, 2009 08:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
desperanceRaw kohlrabi? Om-nom-nom...
Sometimes I think I should grab the domain name howweirdismycat.com. But then I'd have to grab howthickismycat.com, for those times he lets himself down: as, f'rexample, how many years will it take for him to understand that my feet are moveable feasts, and lack eyes? Four times, four times today he has been trodden on, on account of lurking too damn close in the kitchen when my attention is actually, y'know, on what I'm doing...
Sometimes I think I should grab the domain name howweirdismycat.com. But then I'd have to grab howthickismycat.com, for those times he lets himself down: as, f'rexample, how many years will it take for him to understand that my feet are moveable feasts, and lack eyes? Four times, four times today he has been trodden on, on account of lurking too damn close in the kitchen when my attention is actually, y'know, on what I'm doing...