*falls over on stairs*
*spills wine and olive oil all over books, floor, self*
*wipes up floor and books*
*fetches towel to wipe up self*
*discovers, post-wiping, that towel is white and red wine is ... red*
*starts another load of laundry*
*spills wine and olive oil all over books, floor, self*
*wipes up floor and books*
*fetches towel to wipe up self*
*discovers, post-wiping, that towel is white and red wine is ... red*
*starts another load of laundry*