A note, for certain cats of my acquaintance

[desperance]

I do understand entirely how and why the salami got unpacked, and what happened to it after. I am however deeply curious to know how and why my teddy bear got unpacked, and carried halfway across the dining-room before being left ignominiously in the laundry basket. What game exactly were you playing, and who was on whose side?

If anyone would like to come and explain this to me, I'll be in the bath and then having an early night. With Softly.