I wasn't born this way! I ate it!

[desperance]

Via jaylake and danjite, to whom I am eternally grateful:

Eating soya makes you gay!

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."

Love that 'commonly'.

Could these people be more mad?

Comments

[samarcand.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I can finally blame my mother for turning me tranny! She must have just stuffed me full of soy bean based products when I was little...

...as millions of men the world over rummage frantically in the junk drawer for their tape measures

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

That well-known incidence of and acceptance of homosexuality in Chinese culture is finally explained.

They can't help it.

It's the tofu.

[papersky.livejournal.com]

And as for me, I've been eating soy and having sex with men for years and never noticed any slightest bit of sexual confus-- OMG What Happened To My Penis?!?

(Mightier than the sword, or so I've heard.)

[synedrian.livejournal.com]

Does this work on girls? There are a few I'd like to convert.

[esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com]

It's my new theory for what happened with me. Previously, I was blaming an individual, not tha I actually MINDED being turned bisexual, or lesbian, or whatever.

Did you see the advert at the foot of the page?

[durham-rambler.livejournal.com]

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

Girls are full of estrogen. Does this mean putting your penis in a girl turns you gay?

[mevennen.livejournal.com]

OMG, I've been eating tofu and soy sauce for years. I'm eating it RIGHT NOW! And I still like blokes. What's gone wrong?

[hamadryad11.livejournal.com]

Well, that explains the abnormally low population growth in China. For aeons, the men there have been boffing each other, instead of their overly-fertile women-folk.

Although, I have to say this is not the first time I've read that infants and very small children shouldn't be fed soy products. It is apparently unhealthy for both female and male children under a certain age, although I can't remember exactly why. It isn't because it'll make them gay. I'm reasonably sure I'd have remembered something that idiotic.

[martyn44.livejournal.com]

The way I read the article, it was a piss take. Mind you, it was written by an American for a right wing American audience, so I may be wrong.

Its a bit of a scarey proposition, but the old Greek saw about those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad seems to apply more and more to certain sections of the American populace.

[desperance.livejournal.com]

I think you're wrong.

Except in the rest, where I think you're right.

[mantichore.livejournal.com]

Hey! I *never* eat soy! My mother never fed me any, as a baby! Who shall I sue for being gay, then ? >:-[

[jo-r-lucas.livejournal.com]

... but i never had soy. i've always been lactose tolerant!

[j-luc-pitard.livejournal.com]

Pass me that there manly block of tofu and a soy latte while you're at it. None of that namby-pamby beef stuffed with hormones for me!

[fastfwd.livejournal.com]

What. Tha. Fuck?