I wasn't born this way! I ate it!

[desperance]

Via jaylake and danjite, to whom I am eternally grateful:

Eating soya makes you gay!

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."

Love that 'commonly'.

Could these people be more mad?

Comments

[mantichore.livejournal.com]

Hey! I *never* eat soy! My mother never fed me any, as a baby! Who shall I sue for being gay, then ? >:-[