Okay, that's it
May. 23rd, 2012 01:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
desperanceI have had it with today. It has, quite thoroughly, been had.
I was just loading up the dishwasher, and a steak knife plunged - I hate to commit the pathetic fallacy by ascribing purpose to a blade, but I have no notion how this can actually have happened, except by malevolence - off the counter and point-downward directly into my foot.
Blood occurred and everything.
I may have been muttering under my breath, as I headed for the bathroom to seek neosporin and band-aid. Actually, it may not have been under my breath at all, and not so much of a mutter, come to think. Direct conversation with an immaterial presence, perhaps.
Anyway. No more waiting in for UPS. I am going for a sodding walk, and we will see if at least one company can contrive to leave a box on the right sodding doorstep.
I was just loading up the dishwasher, and a steak knife plunged - I hate to commit the pathetic fallacy by ascribing purpose to a blade, but I have no notion how this can actually have happened, except by malevolence - off the counter and point-downward directly into my foot.
Blood occurred and everything.
I may have been muttering under my breath, as I headed for the bathroom to seek neosporin and band-aid. Actually, it may not have been under my breath at all, and not so much of a mutter, come to think. Direct conversation with an immaterial presence, perhaps.
Anyway. No more waiting in for UPS. I am going for a sodding walk, and we will see if at least one company can contrive to leave a box on the right sodding doorstep.