Oh look, carpet...

[desperance]

There. That's everything off the floor, at least. Much of it is now on the desk, in a "file this somewhere" sort of a way - but that can be done later. As against notes, "later" is a necessary blessing.

(In my own defence, I should like to point out that I actually placed or stored very little of this stuff on the floor. Most of it has been on my desk or my dresser at least once before. But, y'know. We have cats. And I am not altogether bendable.)