Lose weight now. Ask me how.

[desperance]

Spend a week in bed. Take no exercise at all. Starve yourself for twelve hours or so, every other day; otherwise eat regular meals of stodgy institutional food, topped up with lots of biscuits and cakes and late-night rounds of toast. Plus whatever else your friends bring you: chocolates, fruit, like that. Olives and sausage. (I have good friends.)

I seem to be half a stone lighter. How can this be?

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[(Anonymous)]

A Dance in Time by Orna Ross. It's for a review. It's a paperback that is the same size as my History of War hardback. I came home one day and found it wedged by a corner in my letterbox. If there's every rioting in the cul-de-sacs I'm going to tie it to a bungee cord and chuck it out windows at people.

(no insult to the content of the book or anything. It was just...it's the book that ate all the pies. Some of my slimmer volumes have actually mysteriously disappeared since it arrived and...it seems to be getting fatter.)

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That was me. *points upwards*