Gravity and grammar: a feline education

[desperance]

"Down, Mac. Down. It's a relationship with the floor. You haz it."

"Barry, you can't sit on the manuscript. You can't... Oh. Barry, you may not sit on the manuscript. You may not..."

Rinse, obviously, and repeat. At least I amuse myself, when I hear myself say these things.

Comments

[gillpolack.livejournal.com]

The *beautful* evil little fuzzbutts, or the *charming* evil little fuzzbutts. They could be both, but they can't be either. Otherwise you would have no trouble at all making your voice so threatening they obeyed instantly.

I can tell Toby (my mother's cat) to get off any given chair these days. Mind you, he instantly weaves himself around my ankles and leads me to a seat on his facourite couch, where he lures me into patting him. But at least he descends from chairs on my command.

[gillpolack.livejournal.com]

'either' should be 'neither'. I think I'm due for some sleep.