Ah, the beautiful beaches of Alberta...

[desperance]

No, honestly...

[Thing is, see, we hate tourists. We want to keep our beaches all to ourselves; so we just tell everyone they're in Alberta.]

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[gauroth.livejournal.com]

Mind, it would be amazing to have a rodeo in Northumberland!

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

The marquis once found a tourist info leaflet from Leeds and district which included a picture of Leeds Castle. Y'know. Leeds Castle. Kent.

[agoodwinsmith.livejournal.com]

There *are* some pretty beaches in Alberta, but the lakes are shallow (knee deep) and muddy bottomed. Really good for looking *at*, if undisturbed by someone wadding through the mud.

Ha - that's hilarious. :)