God, but I'm a ruthless disciplinarian
Oct. 6th, 2010 04:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
desperanceSelf, to domestic iteration of Basement Cat:
"No, I'm not pulling your bloody tail for you. The Incident of the Parmesan was only half an hour ago, and it has not yet slipped my mind. I - oh, all right, then." *pulls presented tail* "Would you like early tea?"
In other news, there may be nothing quite more shudder-inducing than turning around to see one's beloved instance of Basement Cat licking butter from the blades of one's exceedingly sharp grater. Just sayin'.
"No, I'm not pulling your bloody tail for you. The Incident of the Parmesan was only half an hour ago, and it has not yet slipped my mind. I - oh, all right, then." *pulls presented tail* "Would you like early tea?"
In other news, there may be nothing quite more shudder-inducing than turning around to see one's beloved instance of Basement Cat licking butter from the blades of one's exceedingly sharp grater. Just sayin'.