You're as young as you feel an idiot

[desperance]

So I'm back. And far be it from me to betray a confidence, but a cat who is officially Senior - not to mention possibly a tad on the portly side - should probably not suddenly discover his tail and endeavour to catch same, in the middle of the living-room floor, while I am taking my boots off. It lacks of dignity, it does.

I might have laughed, I might.

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[movingfinger]

"At last I have you, you sneaking dastard! You have dogged my footsteps, lurking just out of sight, for all my life! NO MORE! Let us have it out now, you and I, and only one of us shall go from here as he arrived."